{"id":14,"date":"2011-06-13T16:41:47","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T20:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/susieonastick.com\/?page_id=14"},"modified":"2012-05-12T10:00:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T14:00:17","slug":"disclaimers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/susieonastick.com\/?page_id=14","title":{"rendered":"Disclaimers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Batteries not included.<\/li>\n<li>One size fits all.<\/li>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-94\" title=\"ss3\" src=\"http:\/\/susieonastick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/ss3-253x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"253\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/susieonastick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/ss3-253x300.png 253w, https:\/\/susieonastick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/ss3.png 304w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 253px) 100vw, 253px\" \/>Some assembly required.<\/li>\n<li>Do not use Susie on a Stick while operating heavy machinery.<\/li>\n<li>Por favor mant\u00e9ngase alejado de las puertas.<\/li>\n<li>Lost ticket pays maximum rate.<\/li>\n<li>Your cancelled check is your receipt.<\/li>\n<li>Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.<\/li>\n<li>Inform your doctor of any other medical conditions.<\/li>\n<li>Use only as directed.<\/li>\n<li>Professional driver. Closed course.<\/li>\n<li>Some restrictions apply.<\/li>\n<li>For office use only.<\/li>\n<li>No other warranty of any kind is expressed or implied.<\/li>\n<li>You must be present to win.<\/li>\n<li>Many suitcases look alike.<\/li>\n<li>Parental guidance suggested.<\/li>\n<li>Unleaded fuel only.<\/li>\n<li>Edited for television.<\/li>\n<li>Your mileage may vary.<\/li>\n<li>Susie on a Stick may become slippery when wet.<\/li>\n<li>Apply only to affected area.<\/li>\n<li>Objects (on a stick) in mirror may be larger than they appear.<\/li>\n<li><em>(are you still reading this?)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>All models over 18 years of age.<\/li>\n<li>Could present a choking hazard for small children.<\/li>\n<li>Employees and their families are not eligible.<\/li>\n<li>Beware of dog.<\/li>\n<li>Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform as directed.<\/li>\n<li>Do not write below this line.<\/li>\n<li>As with all medications, consult your physician before use.<\/li>\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"ss2b\" src=\"http:\/\/susieonastick.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/ss2b-167x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"167\" height=\"300\" \/>Do not lick Susie on a Stick.<\/li>\n<li>As seen on TV.<\/li>\n<li>For off-road use only.<\/li>\n<li>Do attempt to use Susie on a Stick during inclement weather.<\/li>\n<li>Falling rock.<\/li>\n<li>No purchase necessary.<\/li>\n<li>Approved for veterans.<\/li>\n<li>First pull up, then pull down.<\/li>\n<li>This supersedes all previous notices.<\/li>\n<li>If condition persists, consult your physician.<\/li>\n<li>Use only in well-ventilated area.<\/li>\n<li>Maximum weight: 2500 pounds.<\/li>\n<li>Keep away from fire or flame.<\/li>\n<li>You must be <em>this<\/em> tall to ride.<\/li>\n<li>No solicitors.<\/li>\n<li>Driver does not carry cash.<\/li>\n<li>Void where prohibited.<\/li>\n<li>Store in a cool, dry place.<\/li>\n<li>Bridges freeze before road.<\/li>\n<li>Spot-test in small area before fully applying.<\/li>\n<li>Freshest if used before date stamped on carton.<\/li>\n<li>Contents under pressure.<\/li>\n<li><em>(almost finished&#8230;)<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Keep your hands and feed inside the vehicle at all times.<\/li>\n<li>Subject to approval.<\/li>\n<li>May be too intense for some viewers.<\/li>\n<li>Do not disturb.<\/li>\n<li>No serviceable parts inside.<\/li>\n<li>Subject to change without notice.<\/li>\n<li>This web site and its owners are not responsible for any legal fees, fines, bar tabs or any other expenses incurred as a result of the use of Susie on a Stick.<\/li>\n<li>In case of emergency, break glass.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><em>(If you can think of another disclaimer that needs to be on this page, <a href=\"mailto:susie@susieonastick.com\">let me know<\/a>!)<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Batteries not included. One size fits all. Some assembly required. Do not use Susie on a Stick while operating heavy machinery. Por favor mant\u00e9ngase alejado de las puertas. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. 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