• Batteries not included.
• One size fits all.
• Some assembly required.
• Do not use Susie on a Stick while operating heavy machinery.
• Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.
• Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
• Your cancelled check is your receipt.
• Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
• Inform your doctor of any other medical conditions.
• Use only as directed.
• Professional driver. Closed course.
• Some restrictions apply.
• For office use only.
• No other warranty of any kind is expressed or implied.
• You must be present to win.
• Many suitcases look alike.
• Parental guidance suggested.
• Unleaded fuel only.
• Edited for television.
• Your mileage may vary.
• Susie on a Stick may become slippery when wet.
• Apply only to affected area.
• Objects (on a stick) in mirror may be larger than they appear.
• (are you still reading this?)
• All models over 18 years of age.
• Could present a choking hazard for small children.
• Employees and their families are not eligible.
• Beware of dog.
• Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform as directed.
• Do not write below this line.
• As with all medications, consult your physician before use.
• Do not lick Susie on a Stick.
• As seen on TV.
• For off-road use only.
• Do attempt to use Susie on a Stick during inclement weather.
• Falling rock.
• No purchase necessary.
• Approved for veterans.
• First pull up, then pull down.
• This supersedes all previous notices.
• If condition persists, consult your physician.
• Use only in well-ventilated area.
• Maximum weight: 2500 pounds.
• Keep away from fire or flame.
• You must be this tall to ride.
• No solicitors.
• Driver does not carry cash.
• Void where prohibited.
• Store in a cool, dry place.
• Bridges freeze before road.
• Spot-test in small area before fully applying.
• Freshest if used before date stamped on carton.
• Contents under pressure.
• (almost finished…)
• Keep your hands and feed inside the vehicle at all times.
• Subject to approval.
• May be too intense for some viewers.
• Do not disturb.
• No serviceable parts inside.
• Subject to change without notice.
• This web site and its owners are not responsible for any legal fees, fines, bar tabs or any other expenses incurred as a result of the use of Susie on a Stick.
• In case of emergency, break glass.